Twila: Chapter Nine (Commentary) Guys! I was wrong! There's actually more to this story! I honestly didn't realize until I found the whole thing, so I'll continue with my commentary
a/n: OMG SOZ I TOOK SO LUNG 2 UPDATE. i kant realli say why but if u want tu know den msg me nd i'll tell u dat i had an emegency nd almost died from sallowing 5 bottles of aspirin lol. (You've already told me that...))
LOL GUEZZ WHAT, TU ALL OF U PPL WHO SAY DAT IM DUMB, MI PSYCOLGY TEACHER TOLD ME 2 IGNORE U becuz ur just playing mind gamez 2 tri to make me fell bad abot miself. (You're either making that up, or your teacher is as dumb as you)) i am not da losser in dis situaton! neway PREEPS STOP FLAMONG, gothz tanx for da good stuff, MCR ROX!!11 666
Recap from Chapta 8: "I want to kill Bella becuz ..." (I thought he said Twila) "We kan help u wif dat." I said sexily.
"Muy bean." (C IS DAT SPELLED WRUNG.) "I'll c u at dawn"
Twila: Chapter Eight (Commentary)a/n: OKSU GUYZ PREPSTOP FLARMING!! siruisly if u fink mi grammer iZ BAD DEN FUKK U BITCH! DIS TORY IS GONG 2 MAK ME FAMOOSE SUM DAY ND IT WILL B SOLD IN LIBARIES OK SO WNH I AM A MELLONAIR U BITCHEZ KAN CUM CLAWRING 2 ME ND I WILL SAY FUKK U OK!! (HAHAHAHAHAAH! Stop, please! You're killing me!)
disclainer: btw, TWILIGT does not belung 2 me, it is by serpantie millerz, ok she wunt su me now. (You mean Stephanie Meyer, idiot)
PLZ ENJOY GOTHEZ, DANX FOR DA GUD COMMENX. i am out of rebab soo i will b able 2 updat more arugato! OH ND fanx 2 Rodriga for helping me wif da spanish! U WILL C WHAT I MEAN LOL x666x
“Twila . . . . . . . . . .”
I kicked and whismered in my sleep as da voice got louder and louder. I was sleeping in bed with Edward, but I don’t think he heard it because he didn’t say he heard it. Plus he was sleeping.
“TWILA, TILA!” said the voice screamingly. It sounded like an ugly old man, or it sounde
Twila: Chapter Seven (Commentary)a/n: FLAMMERZ BAK OFF. GOTHZ FANX 4 DA GUD REVIOWS. sorry dat i tuk so lung 2 updatt! ok i waz lissening 2 lenkin park nd i storted 2 ovrdose on pot, crak, maryajana nd koke. and i had 2 go 2 da hoospital for a week lol. (Oh, wow! You are SO cool....)
The next day I woke up in the morning and opened my icy topaz eyes. I was covered in blood. Der was blood all over my bed. My rists had started cutting during the night while I was having nightmares. (You cut yourself during your sleep? Creepy....) I moaned smexily and got in the shower nd all da blood went down the drain all swirly nd stuff like in the movie “Pycho” (geddit lik part of mi name, btw if u dnt lik gorey moves lik dat den FUK OFF!). (Rude.)
I had got sent the unform for fukking Mount Saint Preps Adacemy in the mail and I put it on suicidally. It was prep-pink (I didn't know there a shade called "prep-pink") with purple plaid and the ski
Twila: Chapter Six (Commentary)A/N: ok u noe wat prepz? im gong 2 rite mi stori betta so u guyz kan stup complaning abot chatzpeek. (Trust me, text speak isn't the only problem with this piece of shit story) SO NOW U WILL HAV NOTHING 2 FLAMM ABOT HA HA. nd btw stopp tellin me 2 use spellchek, becuz im using notpad nd it dosnt have it ok! midnite fanx for da good reveiws, n every1 else hu gav me good reveiws, u guyz rokk! TATA GLIESBIE I LUV U! (You must be her biggest fan) PREPZ STUP FLAMMING!!1 GOTHZ ROCK 666
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When I woke up Deward was over me. “Twilla. TWILA!” he screwed into my ear. (He fucked you in the ear?) “Youre going to be ok.”
My long strait hair was all around me, I was laying on the flor. I was wearing a black spagitti strap shirt with a matching sweatshirt over it nd a blak jean skirt with MCR pins on it. I had on ripped fishnets and blak highheels that had
Twila: Chapter Five (Commentary)IF U R LEVING ME LONG AZZ REVEIWS ON Y I RUNED UR LIFE DEN SORRI GET DA FUKK OVA IT. (Trust me, this piece of shit isn't worth ruining your life over) i am gong 2 keep makin chaptas n if u report me den ur a lozer, ill just make a new accont. NEWAYZ FANX 2 DA PPL HU GAVE ME GOOD REVEIWS AGEN U GUYZ KEEP ME GOING. PLZ ENJOY CHAPTA 5.
We didnt no whut 2 do wif all da blood from bobby brown so every1 just drank it off da floor. We had weding gamez n shit and jacob left cuz he waz angri at us 4 some resason. (...You just killed his father) We playd spin da bottle n GErard had 2 kiss ed. (a/n lol bi guyz r sooo hot) (Urghh, Tara wannabe) i waznt jelous cuz dey r both guyz. But Emetr was deprezzed becuz Gerord is his bf. We listened 2 Green day and he got cheered up.
I was gong 2 sleep dat nite when i got posesesd by Saten. But it was ok cuz were friendz n he just doez dat sometimes as a joke. (What?) I asked him w
Twila: Chapter Four (Commentary)OK PPL I AM NOT A TROL!! (I am starting to think this is a troll fic) I AM A VAMPIR OK GET IT STRAIT (Ha! No, you're not. You're either a troll or an attention-seeking little girl like Tara) THANX FOR DA PPL HU GAVE ME GUD REVEIWS U GUIZ ROKK
I was walking down da halway in skewl wen i saw Ed wif… bella! she waz askin him sumfing n cring all over da place. “Wat is goin on” i snared n edword hugged me n sed “Its ok i waz tring 2 ignore her butt she wnt go away.”
“Plz plz edmard” she cryed. “I realli want 2 go to homecumin wid u. i go evry year wif no date n now im in luv wif u nd i want u to b mi date.” (I thought Bella wasn't interested in that kind of thing)
STFU edward sed. “Cant u see dat i alredi hav a date. Dis is my gf TWILA.”
“Yea u better bakk off.” i told her. “odderwize thingz mite get messi.” She ran away screming. (Wo
Twila: Chapter Three (Commentary)OK PPL HU REVIEW 2 SAY SHIT ABOUT MI STORI CAN GO FUKK DEMSELFS. my stori is beleiveble (How? It hardly makes any sesne!) u just hav 2 keep readin n u can c y!!1 but to ppl hu gav me good reveiws, THANX U GUYZ ROKK 333 LUV U
“Hey betch wat r u doin home.” midnite asked.
“u hav 2 promise not 2 say nething…” i sed nervly n midnite laffed n sed “hu wuld i say somthing 2, we r loners remeber?”
“o yea” i sed and told her evrythin dat hapened. she gosped wen i told her abot edword kissing me. “SO WATE” she scremed “R U GUYZ IN LUV NOW OR WHUT?” (Apparently, since he's so eager to marry her after knowing her for five minutes)
“ya were goin 2 homecuming 2getha.” i showd her my blakk dress wif lace n leather n my spiky black shoez. (Arghh, no costume porn please!) “edword sed he liks dese.” we laffed happy 2gether n danced arond da ho
Twila: Chapter Two (Commentary)FLAMERZ BAK OFF OK. mi engish is fine (Ha! It clearly isn't) u dnt hav to b a bytch about it u fukkin homos. (Homophobic bitch) if u lik bella i sed not 2 red cuz u wuld be offenced. i red dis book a lot of tims i fink i no der names. (Then why do you keep misspelling them?)
and wateva u say, DUNT DISS TARA GELSBIE. OK. SHE IS A FUKKING GRATE RITER (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
OK HERE IS CHAPTA 2.
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Wen i walkd in2 da house edward disapered and den appered at da piano (hez a vamprie he kan do that.) he storted 2 play Famous Last werds by mi chemical romans. i started 2 sing in my beatifull voice “Wel i kno that i kan make u stay, wel den were iz ur heart? were iz ur heart?” every1 gasped, even tho they were vampirs they didnt hav voices lyk me. (Yes, because you're just amazing at everything aren't you?) OUT of nowere they all jumped u
Twila: Chapter One (Commentary)Hey guys!
So, I know it's been a long time since I've uploaded anything, but I've recently come across another painfully bad fan fic named "Twila, the girl who waz in luv with a vampyre", a goffick Twilight fan fic written by a huge Tara Gilesbie fan. I think the story is about 8 chapters long, so let's begin.
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Hi my name is Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz (Who puts psycho in their name?) (not cullen yet, bcuz i ddnt meet edward yet) n i live in waschington wif my sister Midnite (Seriously, who actually calls their child Midnite?). we liv in a dark house that iz far away from every1 els n we r vampires (Oh god, of course you are...). we feest on blood n no1 else noes dat we are vampirs. not evn are mom wich is y we moved away to b by ourselves (Well, that's not very nice on your mother is it? Then again, she sounds like a n